Man, you know who would have been great at that? Franz Beckenbauer.

Barber: What can I do for you, fam?

In case you think this is some kind of elaborate joke, this is Jamie Foxx we’re talking about here.

If he doesn’t stop embarrassing his girl on social media he might just blow it.

First Rutgers, and now these teams? The Big 10 is a joke.

I get what you’re saying, but it’s the officials’ jobs to interpret the rules as they are, not as they should be. I’d totally be in favor of rewriting the rule though.

It’s the right interpretation of a badly written rule I think. Kane isn’t technically playing the ball so to speak, but the ball is being played to him, and that definitely impacted Lovren’s decision-making and subsequent fuck-up. Victimless crime though, as far as I’m concerned.

The woman he had who steamed his clothes for him is probably facing obstruction charges.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

I don’t want to take this to a level where it gets too silly, but guaranteed contracts would be nice.

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.

The player confronted Wood, then followed by firing him immediately, sources say.

A Milford player who sometimes falls and “isn’t the best player” was taunted with verbal insults from Kings on the court and a group of five teens in the stands.

That’s a terrible uniform for a Bat Dog. Poor little dude doesn’t even have a utility belt.

“I do want to know the whys in life,” Brady said. “I do want to know why we’re here, where we’re going; trying to find that deeper purpose. To live it, through sports in a very authentic way, makes so much sense to me.

Ha!

This actually seems like an argument for the website being good, Lindsey.

Lavar Ball Only Looked At Tentacle Porn Because His Wife And Kids Didn’t Think It Existed

Girardi was later diagnosed with a concussion after reporting seeing stars, which is especially problematic considering he was playing against the Red Wings.

Nice to see rich guys like Kevin give to the neediest of us, like a school with a multi-billion dollar endowment.