what idiot called it a jack sock going between the legs and not a [nuts]meg

DeAndre Hopkins obviously—I’m just gonna be blunt

Did they send this video to all the Mike & Mike twitter accounts because the baby’s built like Mike Greenberg?

Sanchez said the fan assistance would only have been moderately helpful.

Pretty fucked how basketball coaches can be charged and imprisoned for fraud yet Tom Crean still walks around a free man.

I read a story once where a guy who was arrested for downloading child porn blamed it on his cat repeatedly stepping on his keyboard. Maybe this guy’s pets are similarly warped.

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

Those Arsenal shorts are kind of small on him, huh? Maybe getting that game-worn Jack Wilshere kit wasn’t worth it after all.

Mondesi did appeal the decision, but the first base umpire was having none of that shit.

What a petty letter. The guy who runs this organization must be a really small man.

In response, Dolan accused the filing of having an alcohol problem.

That comparison is ridiculous. Unlike Zlatan, Jesus had the awareness to know he was finished at 33.

Very true. Coutinho is a streaky guy but it’s tough to find a realistic like for like replacement.

Draxler is so talented, I really hope he finds a new club before September so he gets sufficient game time. I would love for him to come to Spurs but Liverpool might be better equipped to handle his wage demands. I don’t know what PSG are paying him now.

The center did not confirm this to the Post-Dispatch and also noted that the cat will need to be neutered and start gaining weight before it is placed with a new home.

A little self-care, Mr. Hairy Palms.

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

Holy shit. That must be the most bad ass thing that dad’s ever... actually, never mind, he was just choked out by his own Croakies.

+1

The nonprofit has already gotten a request from the St. Louis Cardinals to adopt Rally Cat, but it hasn’t made a final decision about what to do with the kitten, Rigley said.