Hopefully the fans of America’s Team™ can put this suspension in proper perspective.

My grandparents live in County Limerick, although not too close to the city, so I’ve been a few times. For the reputation Limerick has, I’ve always had a blast whenever I went. I’m sure there’s rough areas, don’t get me wrong, but I can’t claim a bad experience in the city, and the people were always very nice.

It is if you’re from New Jersey, but we gotta wait for one of their athletes to take off before we hash that out.

Not to earnestly defend a trollish comment or anything, but I do have a cousin who was stabbed in the face in Galway. Though I bet he asked for it, in hindsight.

How dare Wright Thompson describe Dublin in terms that should only be reserved for Belfast, Cork, Limerick, Derry, Waterford, Galway, and the rest of each country.

Always nice to hear a story about a lifer winding down his career with his boyhood club.

To be fair to Scaramucci, the first word that comes to mind when I think of the Trump administration is also “spiraling”.

Asked about Allen’s pronunciation of Cousins’ first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the Redskins president’s accent.

When I die, I hope my lawyers release a statement praising me for ratting on my criminal buddies.

Random Italian Man: [Sees QPR and Man City butcher soccer]

What idiot decided to call the show Evan & Chris Christie and not Blob and Tom?

Okay, time to gawk at some of his dimes

Last year at the Savannah Challenger

Brain Genious

Marcus Rashford’s classmates need to get a hold of themselves.

I bet Hayward is just thrilled he doesn’t have to deal with any of this nonsense in Boston, where the only thing they burn is crosses.

And I’ve literally chased some of those guys before. I’m just glad I haven’t caught anybody because one of us would’ve been knocked out.

Tiger Woods: [tries walking straight line, but keeps veering off to one side or the other]

OH, BUT I GUESS FOCUSING ON THIS INSTEAD WOULD HAVE BEEN ASKING TOO MUCH, HUH, MARY WILLINGHAM???

His big toe is shaped like Gumby’s head.