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Do you know of an underground radio message board where people swap legendary tapes?

That’s weird. The only thing you’ll typically see at a spring training are a bunch of z’s.

Just had a nice chat w/ Jim Harbaugh about his khaki game. He upgraded to @lululemon pants and says, “I’ll never wear anything else.” Smart.

Small world- I actually read both of these books as part of a theology program I took part in after I got my bachelor’s degree. As much as I find this guy’s politics distasteful, these books are actually incredibly compelling. I had never considered myself a spiritual man at all, but the program took place right after

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

To be fair, they are missing the best left back in the world, Danny Rose, due to injury.

I’ve got an idea where you can insert it

To make matters even worse, their star player, At Least We’re Not The Cubs, is out for the foreseeable future.

At least he’s got that Sandlot residual money to fall back on.

They want him gone. He won’t be around next season. The only question is how much Snyder will owe him when he goes.

I’m going to shower across the street, make sure my change of clothes are around the corner

Can’t say the same for Miguel Cabrera, though.

This isn’t all that novel. In fact, I used to date a girl who could also put her legs behind her head.

Ha!

Nice interview, Hannah. One question, though: why are your boots so small?

Eh, it’s still not as stupid looking as his James Milner tat.

“See??? This is what I was talking about- arming bears!” said an increasingly confused Betsy DeVos, as blood trickles out of her ear.

Not to be a buzzkill here, but I feel like these dogs played much harder in the good old days when the organizers got them from the kill shelters.

Ha!

I’m pretty sure this would be the second time Rod Stewart has ever had to get his stomach pumped after a soccer-related event.