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Neat.

Ha!

I think you’ve got to definitively say, “He made a move.” And if you can say, “He made a move,” then you have a completion. He starts to make a move, but then it’s out, and that makes it incomplete.

I’m 26 and plan on taking a few days off of work later this month when FIFA comes out so I can get drunk as hell and build myself a bad ass Ultimate Team. The whole endeavor will cost me over $300+, which is about what I make in a week. Should I be ashamed of myself?

Who’ve you all got in the Old Firm derby tomorrow?

This is typical of the ethnocentrism I expect from the Deadspin sites. How can you pick on Lithuanians for this miss when the problem was clearly the Pole?

“ internal compliance activity...of questionable value.”

“Sorry, Ashley, but my memory only goes back about six months.”

[looks at graph]

The announcers later noted that the butterfly “was released outside the stadium.” What they meant to say is that it’s dead, the butterfly’s dead.

Soccer fans can feed their families at least. Good luck finding employment at the cardboard box factory with your half-ass approach to work.

I’m calling security

I said you’re fired

Pack your shit, Charlie. You’re fired.

There is if you stop fucking around on here, you slacker.

All of them. Leave no stone unturned. You owe it to us.

Quit dicking around in this comment section, Charlie. We’re all waiting with bated breath to find out whether or not every other article on the internet appeals to you personally.

Roger loves the military, you guys. In fact, his favorite soldiers are the little green ones, even though the plastic makes it very difficult for him to chew on them.

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