It’s a song that I think Jole and Michele might relate to.

His high school coach, “Boo” Mullins, said Tebow was the total package, and more.

+1

Hannah: So... I don’t know if you want to talk about this or not, considering it’s kind of irrelevant to what we’re shooting. But guess it’s impossible to make this video for Deadspin’s audience without at least acknowledging the similarities you have to a certain comedian...

As someone who recently got robbed at a Denny’s, I feel like I can really sympathize with Leonys Martin here.

NOPE. DON’T REMEMBER THAT AT ALL.

Oh, come on. Dude’s never going to have a better handicap.

Maybe his hair was so long before because he was insecure about his ears being on the top of his head instead of on the sides.

Just wait until he learns what Stroke Play is.

Ha!

That will trigger a special election on Nov. 8, where Arlington residents will go to the polls and decide whether to give the Rangers $800 million for an unnecessary stadium.

Gosh, I hope getting to meet Messi was worth him losing his security job.

Rolando McClain, Who Is Not High: Okay, Maybe I’m A Little Buzzed

Rosenthal apologized, opened wide, and publicly ate shit for it.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

I got Midget And Farm Animal In The Morning, but I’m afraid to use it because I don’t want Mike and Mike suing me.

Kyrgios haughtily changing his mind about having to pee after eventually gaining permission to do so is how you know he’s the true bad boy of tennis.

but Karl-Anthony Towns just set a new standard for player-on-camper aggression

Ohh, there’s his problem. His foot’s in the bucket.

Christ, I can’t think of a worse duo to promote your business than Mike & Mike. Whatever happened to the last guy?