Unless you’re Hispanic.

I have to say, this seems like a major security failure on the part of the STDNC.

I guess Republicans are going to have to be content with flip-flops now.

But the video titled “Fire up session” from 16 days ago shows a man and a woman smoking a blunt, presumably filled with weed.

He’s five foot four

(Here’s a translated version, but if anyone out there knows Czech, get at us in the comments.)

Ha!

I guess it’s easy to weigh them if you keep them in your nightstand.

In a show of solidarity with everyone in North Carolina who is unsure which bathroom they are legally allowed to use, Governor Pat McCrory just shit his pants.

Five current and former players told the Post that Lonergan told them Nero wanted to masturbate to their practice tapes in his office,

Unless it’s Billy Martin, because... well...

Holy shit! Is that really PFTCommenter in the background of that top pic?

Based on the name of the Twitter account in question, I think we all dodged a bullet here.

Jones will have a formal hearing with NSAC sometime in October or November.

Duke will get some other cupcake to fill out their schedule.

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

Grandmas can have dicks too, you know.

What a spaz. It was right there on a platter for her.

Aaron Ramsey got robbed, man. Not by you guys, but by his barber.

What’s the best Pokemon you’ve caught in Pokemon Go so far?