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First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

Which is how I ended up in my mid-twenties with virtually no credit score whatsoever

White: He tested positive.

Honestly, CBS may have done Mike Carey a favor by sending him home.

This is both well-reasoned and immaculately focused. Tell me more about how I’m isolated in my own, privileged little bubble, white guy named Chase.

July 7th, 2085: The civilized world is no more. Society has collapsed the world over, leaving roving death gangs to battle it out for life’s necessities. After years of war, famine, and nuclear fallout, humanity is no longer distinct from other animals. We are driven by fear, ignorance, and a basic need for survival…

Whatever, Samer. Even diehards will acknowledge that the 2016 Cardinals season is pretty much done and dusted, and that Cards fans are now going to focus all their rooting energy on their second favorite team, the police.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

The best part of this award is that no matter who gets it, it will undoubtedly be posthumous.

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Hample: [turns on faucet in bathtub]

Wow. Never seen a Jordan impersonator pull off both 23 and 45 simultaneously.

Ha!

Son: Maybe he’s just sleeping, Dad. Are you sure he’s dead?

Seeing as the ref is second man in, doesn’t that make the fan the new champ?

I know this looks bad, but you have to remember, Trump is an investor. Maybe he’s holding onto the helmet now so he can donate it later, confident in the fact that a Tim Tebow signed helmet is sure to appreciate in val-

This shit really pisses me off. What part of “No Running” don’t these little fucks understand??

Zlatan would have confirmed it earlier, but he’s used to other people writing his lines for him first.

Sano should probably buy James Beresford dinner or something.