There’s a line of thinking that says an embarrassing act is only truly embarrassing if you allow it to be.

more than 9,000, by his own count

To be fair, British people have been very skittish recently concerning anything to do with a pound.

That has to be the world record for most consecutive dabs in ten seconds.

+1

Ha!

Kid With Basketball: And we got to meet James Harden too! Oh my God!!!

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

This is so out of character for Adam, who normally seems content to shoot from the HIPAA.

I mean, there’s a chance they could get the Hurricanes. But on the other hand, you did say NHL.

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

Lynch’s Mind: [Makes audible clicking noise]

“Darren is innocent of these accusations and looks forward to clearing his name in a court of law,” said his lawyer, Goofy.

Hopefully the reporter was still able to find out why him and the rest of the team are so hungry.

I scream

I guess that’s what they mean when people say “Look out for #1.”

Going 0-for-6 makes Smith kind of like the opposite of Michael Jordan, but to be fair, Michael was pretty bad at gambling too.

What about the other guy in that picture? How’s he holding up?

When the Cubs finally slayed their demons and won it all in 2003.

Ha!