Cycling analyst Patrick Redford says the Ryan brothers have good form, because their pedal strokes appear to be synchronized.

“Pete Rose Can Eat Shit”

Eugene Monroe: [turns release from Ravens into pro-marijuana screed]

I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

You guys really dropped the ball here and completely forgot the ‘jobs he would do at truck stops in exchange for Dairy Queen coupons.

How dare you call my father a goalkeeper, Billy.

Unfortunately, the dog later died on the way back to his home planet.

Come on, Billy. I thought we agreed the “Eating It” tag would only apply to articles about Matt Le Tissier.

this is a wasted comment on a number of levels

Congrats to Steph Curry for redefining the term “Non-Slick Shoes.”

The names on the Petco scoreboard, for those who can’t read them: Robinson Cano, Mark Trumbo, Todd Frazier, Manny Machado, Nolan Arenado, Yoenis Cespedes, Trevor Story, and Matt Kemp.

Hmm. That’s odd, but I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

I know the source would be better left anonymous, but does her name rhyme with Hatey Dolan?

Process Server: Mr Manziel? You’ve just been served.

“Two people occupying the same position? It’s been done.”

Well, him and David Ginola.

Simmons believes that his firing was the result of a conspiracy:

This is why he was one of the most electrifying center fielders in the game.

Roger Goodell: [is constantly abused by fans of other 31 NFL teams]

I know it looks bad now, but just based on what I see in the picture above, the Sharks are actually in a great position to play catsup.