[Sees last Instagram post]

It’s an underground thing, dude. The more questions you ask about it, the less I know.

The reigning world champion, the excellently named Wellington Jighere,

Evgeni Malkin: [tries to lick Toad]

The Atlanta Braves have axed Fredi González.

Before they hand down any punishments, maybe the IOC can first explain why they apparently keep 8 year old jars full of urine.

You can tell Hazard is his normal self again now that he’s back to abusing children.

And believe me, they’re just terrible fucking lays.

Sorry, but there’s no dumber category of laws out there then leash laws. I mean, what if he just goes feral all of a sudden? And how is Asterix supposed to hold him back?

you fuck

The clip above comes from a 2011 between the Spokane Indians and Vancouver Canadians

Honestly, there’s not much difference between the AHL and the NHL in terms of talent and style of play. In fact, the only reason I don’t watch the AHL more is because of their stupid DH rule.

He needed three tries to get across the water.

The priest then advised the young man to pray to St. Anthony so he could find his dignity.

I mean, I guess he can hunt ghosts, provided the trailer isn’t a steaming pile of shit.

Obviously, the problem here is that she chose the wrong product. She’s supposed to be looking for Kibbles ‘N Bits.

You guys ever notice how you never see Scott Skiles and your thumb in the same room at the same time? Just saying.

The other teams never had a chance once they jumped out to an early lead.

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

I get why you guys would make the connection with The Natural, but watching Colon run around the bases in slow-mo actually reminded me more of Baywatch.