This is the kind of shit that makes people think 9/11 was a hoax.

+1

Unfortunately for OKC fans, they might need to wait until the end of the season to see Durant Hulk out.

why can’t you read

Maybe he looks cute and harmless from a distance, but until they can prove he doesn’t have rabies, I’d still be very wary around #20.

Aide: Mr. Ford! Mr. Ford! Dwyane Wade’s still not apologizing for disrespecting our national anthem!

liar

“Oh yeah?”

A mouth guard might be too late at this point. Dragic should just focus his efforts on making himself look as normal as possible in his surroundings, and invest in some Picasso paintings.

How dare you, Tom. On National Day of Brayer, too.

Al Horford added that his team “wouldn’t do anything like that,”

You had to leave the continent to find this “common” name though. Doesn’t that by definition make it not common?

I’ve got a cousin in northern Europe who’s name is Sabhdh. Pronounced Sive. Your point?

[In maternity ward]

Manziel posted bond

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Onlooker: Nice hands, mister!

“FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT HEADLINES, KEVIN”

The Brewers haven’t been around for 93 years. This lady’s so full of shit.

Ha!