“Fucking like a cat?”

Now he gets to go home, do whatever he needs to do to get ready for next year to sit down and watch 82 more games like he did this year.

The guy driving the car must be thrilled he can finally pass her.

See, this is the problem with defending Deadspin writers. Half the time I end up burping them.

“Man baby” is a bit strong. Let’s just agree that the headline is a bit snarky.

I mean, you didn’t make it either, Patrick.

Turns out getting fired is what finally allowed Curt to be the man now, dog.

This is actually a genius diversion on the part of the Padres. Cardinals fans will have no idea what to do when they find out that the guy stealing signs from them is kind of a cop.

Holy shit. With the money he’s saving, it’s a wonder Brady doesn’t get himself suspended more often.

I’m still confused, Samer. Is the suspension still suspended, or was the suspended suspension lifted?

I don’t know if this is just a weird coincidence, but in school I was taught that the Patrick Division is what separated Northern Ireland from the rest of the island.

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Oh God, not them too?!

What a hypocrite. I guess everyone deserves equal treatment and respect except for muggles.

Man, people suck sometimes. Everyone’s so eager to call this man a cheater when there’s a decent chance he’s just really stupid.

It’s bizarre as hell to me that there are areas where hash can be found easily but pot can’t. It’s the complete opposite where I am.

This is very intriguing, I’ll have to give it a shot.

If there was a Weed Yelp, you’d be a great contributor, my friend.

I rarely get my hands on hash, but for a month I had a reliable hookup. I used to smoke it out of a waterfall rig that I made out of an old coke bottle (like a 2 liter size or something). It was brutal to smoke out of, and until now I thought it was just the plastic burning. But maybe it wasn’t. Or maybe it was the…

Jesus, until now I thought the Hot Knife thing was a Trailer Park Boys joke.