Fucking Villanueva, thinks he’s so slick.

Never heard of a saint that has 365 feast days before.

Jesus, Tom. Way to bash the guy on his birthday.

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Eh, I’m sure it can’t be too bad. It’s not like Hulk’s gonna win that stupid suit or anything.

Wait a minute... did these bumblefucks really name their kid Cooper City?

Can’t do much for your national team if your club team isn’t giving you the opportunities. With that in mind, I hope this kid experiences all of the success in the world at Sunderland.

He isn’t on the ballots of Chris Broussard, Bill Simmons, Zach Lowe, Sam Smith, Tim Bontemps, or Chris Haynes, though he is on Ken Berger’s.

Ha!

fuck off

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This beef will remain unresolved, for now.

Morons. How are you going to broadcast the results of a poll without giving us the margin of error?

The only solution that would satisfy both sides would require Sandoval spending this DL break conditioning, and return to the team able to recapture at least some of his value so the Red Sox could him without having to swallow nearly all of his contract.

Durham’s actually kind of fun, as long as you avoid like 75% of the neighborhoods.

Pretty sure they mean the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

Big deal. Mickey Mantle used to do that shit all the time.

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Correa’s homer off the tinted windows of the sports bar in center field went 462 feet according to Statcast (459 feet by ESPN’s reckoning).

No one mentioned tuna?