Instant reaction aside, I’m just glad this security guard didn’t let the moment distract him from his real job of sucker punching the UNC mascot.

You’re sweaty, you’re euphoric, and you’re covered in confetti.

After Williams announced charges wouldn’t be filed, the Philadelphia Fraternal Order Of Police Lodge 5, released a blistering statement.

Concussion Legacy Foundation

Ha!

We Egyptians have never been humiliated before during our seven thousand years of civilisation.

Is it me? I’ve got shit going on on Friday.

The only proper ending for a list of lawyers as long as the one in the letterhead is “The Aristocrats!”

+1

Ha!

Shipping a boat? Isn’t that just called an upgrade?

Ha!

That poor moose. Trust me, I know all about the struggles of living with three legs.

I just want to see something that I can reasonably convince myself was an alien before I die, man.

Ortiz raises a good point that, ultimately, this is a business where the results justify whatever action goes along with them. That’s why I’m certain he no longer holds a grudge against the Twins for releasing him.

This tweet has always been a mystery to me. The hamburger makes me think the guy was Raymond Felton, but the fact that it was smashed makes me think it also might have been Ty Lawson.

When will you be finished with that sentence? You forgot a period.

Yeah, you strike me as someone who has a lot of free time. Don’t even need to worry about going to school.

Of course. When you’ve never learned English, you have no reason to be bound by its rules.

Dumb fuck is two words.