Haha, you capitalized a letter in this accidentally.

I understand Grayson’s dilemma. Easier to get blood stains off of sneakers than boat shoes.

Does the Rascal in the middle with the baseball cap have leprosy or something? Get him away from the other children.

Adults type better than you do. Use your capital letters.

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?

somehow convinced Howard that the two could market their shared nickname (which refers to a singular character)

Yeah, those things will reek if you leave them under your bed for too long.

In any case, we can presume that the U.S. Department of Justice will be watching FIFA and their books very closely going forward.

Williams: Look, I’m just going to level with all of you here. The kid’s 14 years old and his hormones are raging, and we can’t afford to buy all new uniforms and merchandise calling ourselves the Chicago Crusty Socks.

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.

Thanks a lot for sending this to me buddy, I’ve only just started it but it seems like it’d be right up my alley already. I love Gazza and wish he wasn’t so destructive of everything around him.

Ret. St. Joe, Mo, beekeeper Lowell Hutchison barehanded bees, acknowledge fans applause @KCStar vs @Rockies @Royals

Now comes the fun part, when we all get to take bets on which member of the Boston media will write a scathing take on what this incident says about the team’s clubhouse culture.

Interesting. If they keep trading everyone, they might end up with the most innovative no-huddle offense in the league.

That’s too bad. We came so close to getting an answer to the age old question, “Is a pizza a weapon?”

That dessert-eating phenom’s going to go places.

He’s kind of like a Gremlin, only you don’t want to feed him before midnight either.

+1

Hey, time zone aided theft is a legitimate form of self-expression.

It looks like nobody is paying too much attention to that memo ESPN sent to the talent a few months ago, the one urging them all to refrain from making political comments.