The theory that makes the most sense to me is that Hank has been dead since early 2014, and that getting to live in a baseball stadium and be the team mascot is just the dog version of heaven.

Chastain told The New York Times that she believes she shook off a concussion “probably a half-dozen times” during her career, and sometimes experiences short-term memory loss.

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

The team originally said that Cespedes wouldn’t kill the pig, but that wording only meant that he wouldn’t be the one slaughtering it

Ha!

27 errors, 187 strikeouts, and a .674 OPS turned him into the biggest leper on this year’s free agent market.

Ha!

That top picture must be photoshopped. When has anyone ever seen James Harden with his arms up?

How the Rockets became a disaster doesn’t matter as much as the fact that they are one, and nothing Tad Brown says can change that.

That’s got to be the best goal ever scored in that club’s 45 minute long history.

and what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?

Ha!

And—this is no small thing—every fan base loves to be able to pat itself on the back.

Hamels: I’ve paid a lot of money for these tickets. And you’re telling me there’s nothing you can do?

+1

Whatever, Barry. You’d probably be spooked too if you were involved in anything that’s called “Sudden Death”.

I mean, Michael Vick did axe a few.

I mean, the hotel’s not all creepy shit and bed bugs, Kevin. In fact, you should see the hedge maze they have out back.

I don’t understand why Tennessee would even need a Head Trainer anyway. Peyton’s was big enough already.

“From mid-range, 10-15 feet he could kill you.”