Holy shit. We finally found a football the Panthers can’t drop.

+1

Look, Peyton might not be lying here. The fact that his forehead just grew another inch might just be a coincidence.

To be fair, both these guys are on a lot of drugs.

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We’d love to hear about how your stadium coverage is being messed with. Drop me a line.

I mean, where do you even start with this?

That certainly looks bad, but it only makes me think of how much worse off Testi’s face must be.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Stop exaggerating this guy’s physical prowess, Greg. He’s a good athlete, don’t get me wrong, but he’s no Fraser Forster.

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“Are you sure I couldn’t bet something else instead?”

I’m not a fan of stunt food.

I don’t give a fuck, I don’t have a sexuality

Ha!

I feel like this story is missing some key information. If the dad promised them a puppy, and Ryan scored, how did they end up with a Polish guy?

Hey buddy. I completely forgot about this comment before today. Fucking drugs, man.

why not

elaborate

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.