I don’t care if a woman is President, that’d be great. I don’t care if a woman runs a corporation, that’d be great. But don’t set people up to fail.

For fuck’s sake, you dipshit, which one is it?? Are you Mike Tolbert or not?

Sorry if I seem dense, but I just can’t make sense of something here. So Katie Nolan has an entire podcast dedicated to interviewing garbage?

Wait a minute, did Yalta get kicked out of the conference?!

You know that metaphor about people sweeping really shitty things under a rug? This is sort of like that.

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Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

[Sixteen horribly torn Kangaroo pouches later]

I’m just psyched this didn’t happen in Prince Albert County.

Don’t worry about karma, guys. This guy wrecked his car shortly after the picture was taken due to the extensive spoilers written on the front windshield.

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That’s just creepy, Samer. How could you have known that their favorite band is Fat Lizzy?

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I’m not a big fan of juniors

Told them “23Skidoo” was never going to work.

Bullshit. It’s parked in a parking deck, not a front lawn.

Well, at least this is a more socially acceptable ped accusation than some of the others Clemens has recieved.

“Asinine? I mean, that’s all well and good, but what about her face?”

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Ha!