I don’t know, Dennis. Racist jokes usually have better punchlines.

SPOILER: Adrian Peterson did it.

“Why aren’t people fixing my fuck-ups fast enough?!?!”

Sorry, Rafa. At least we know your CV is updated.

“Look, avoid social media at all costs. It prevents you from being grounded and experiencing the real world.”- Robert Sarver

Call me cynical, but the only way I see this working is if Chip is allowed to change the team’s name to the 1488ers.

Bragging about attending an SEC school is about as sad as bragging about playing football for Johns Hopkins.

You think that’s difficult? Try finding one of them in here:

Mike hit his head so hard we’re both seeing double now.

Don’t underestimate them.

This video was posted to the social media app Yeti over the weekend, and it shows Manziel in a Christmas sweater, holding a Four Loko while singing along to “March Madness” and dabbing.

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

It’s really a shame that the Non-Curry MVP award isn’t a real thing, because Leonard is on pace to become one hell of a runner-up.

I tried to apologize to him after the incident but he refused.

Ha!

+1

shut up

$287,178.56 to the MGM Grand

Ha!

Ha!