LeBron: Hey buddy, I just want to say that I’m really impressed with how you’ve been able to overcome your disabilities and become a great athlete. It must have been tough man, and I’m proud of you for doing it.

You know what you don’t get? Jokes.

It makes no sense. Someone who works for the Browns must be drunk or something.

A good basketball play, this is.

It’s weird. You almost missed the point, but then got another one in there that kinda makes sense.

Sure, 60 million died during World War II, but what about that one white girl?

I don’t get it. Why did every country get slandered except for Wales?

Well, we know it’s not beer.

It’s called a Mike Drop, Patrick.

/dying

Brooks Ford was player of the game with 12 points off the bench.

Ainge: Wait, he did WHAT?!?!

You got the message though, right?

Hamhuis took shot in upper mouth and “probably broke jaw”

“Listen man, Chip can’t shake s**t.”

I was lucky enough to see something similar to this in person once. All the teddy bears flying around me made for a truly wonderful sight, and it makes me wish even more orphanages would spontaneously explode.

+1

Big fucking deal, Australia. Francis Scott Key hasn’t moved in years.

Why did you censor the curse word? Would it have been too foul an idea to express otherwise?

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.