Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

I don’t know if it’s the landscape, the NPR narration, the white noise, or the methodical nature in which Mama Bear conducts her business, but this video has me feeling chill as hell right now.

His dates, on the other hand, tend to prefer the musical stylings of Raffi.

After discussing the matter, the first proposed recourse was to do a revote by a show of hands. They soon realized this was impossible, since no one would be able to see Messi’s vote.

Ha!

Technically he’s already named it Eqdgdpfajsf, but that was just for the customs papers.

Let’s just hope that coke bottle keeps it’s mouth shut, for Fatty Arbuckle’s sake.

Whatever, Diana. It worked out just fine for Jack Johnson’s parents.

Hopefully this turns out better than the time that girl in the cheerleader uniform went to the Blue Jackets game.

Jon Hamm commenting on Deadspin? Now I’ve seen everything.

Gronkowski, on the other hand, remained Dopey.

+1

+1 dummy

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

+1

Dear Basketball,

Well, except for all the players out there that actually get to play.

In any case, it’s brave of you to admit that you don’t read very well. Kudos.

Ha!

“Hey, that’s why the Good Lord gave you two of them.”