+1

Thankfully, this had a happier ending than some of the other times we’ve seen athletes mixed up with police.

Let’s consult an expert on the subject, Bridget Moynahan.

Ha!

Wow. Finally, an appropriate article for all the “But what about UNC!!!1!” comments.

[takes longer than he’s supposed to to get a joke]
Yeah, this joke is so beneath me.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Now I’m worried that I’m going to see little bits of Alex Poythress in my next can of tuna.

LMAO, Gronk looks like such an idiot here. It’s not even his mom’s recipe.

[15 minutes later]

Umm... you guys know the cool thing to do would be to skip school, right?

That’s probably because he’s too young to remember all those years of wasted potential.

Yeah, Cam really does seem to be at the pedestal of his profession right now.

This morning, Alex Marvez of Fox Sports reported that Ryan’s head was going on a spike:

Manning put up a perfectly lousy 0.0 passer rating on the day

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. What part of “These Colors Don’t Run” doesn’t this guy understand?

and he’s got bars to spit about women and, uh, men, and like, uh, honoring women?

And to think, none of that bullshit would have happened if the ref had just done his job and called Lundqvist for high sticking.

Before anyone out there says the Yankees, please just remember that by doing so, you’re essentially calling Billy Crystal a “celebrity”.