I mean, technically a bus works better, but that’s just splitting hairs.

The hell? How much money did his family expect to get for underpants?

Guess the kid just didn’t have it in him.

That’s such a weird picture of Raboni. Usually the stars are smaller and circling around his head.

here’s a Bills fan in a lucha libre mask chugging a dick bong while NSYNC plays in the background

Hell, I’m just happy you’re happy.

Ken Shamrock is real??? I thought he was just the Irish equivalent of John Q. Public.

It’s too bad he didn’t steal yours, too. It could have saved us a lot of trouble.

Wouldn’t be the first time I went all the way at your mom’s house.

I don’t know man, are you sure you have the time?

Well, no one is anymore, now that the one guy that tried has retreated into angry internet philosophizing.

Sounds like it. I can only speak for myself here, but the most fun I’ve ever had writing was when I was mad and nude and policing jokes on comment sections.

Yeah, you’re totally not mad right now.

I mean, by making a distinction between “unfunny” and “funny”, aren’t you setting up at least a bare minimum of authority on the subject? If you kept out of it competely, you wouldn’t be able to recognize either. I guess it comes down to the term authority. You certainly don’t have the ability to change anyone’s…

and you’ll find out in 2017 if you’ve made it in. You won’t make it in.

You had set yourself up as an authority on jokes by heckling. I was intrigued by your talents when I first saw you post. I thought I had gained a mentor. But instead, you’re a mentee. Which is cool. You’ve admitted you need help, which is the first step.

Well, this is certainly simpler.

I dunno man, I think the apologies owed might be mutual.

This is even less funny than your last attempt. Settle down, keep it simple.

And disgusted with me and every other sense, I assume.