[sees horrible injuries inflicted on collie]

You know why he made that face?

Maybe this guy would be more excited about the wave if they had prefaced it with Micro.

More like “He Who Must Not Be Named Your First Team Manager,” amirite?!?!?!

Rosenberg was called an “A-hole” instead of an asshole by Bostonians who are now more likely to associate the SS with Roger Goodell.

This is late but +1

“We’re gonna make it after all!”

whoops

Must be tough to have to live out on the streets, beaten down and destitute, with only a gerbil to keep you company.

+1

This guy’s a fraud in more ways than you can imagine, Tom. I mean, he’s not a real fucking priest. That collar isn’t even attached to his shirt.

Pictured: 11 little piggies

Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.

“Whoever cracks this code the soonest is going to have a huge, huge advantage,” Farmer said, adding he and his coach, Pettine, have had broad discussions on the topic.

[reads author’s name]

Ha!

You sick of that coattail rider Grierson yet?

Their original plan was to hire a blimp, but they couldn’t get it off the ground.

LMAO, this joke was so corny it made you post again after 16 months.

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