Yeah, there’s a lot of them down there I’m sure

Ha!

To be fair, I’ve always wondered what his handicap is.

This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

No, thank you man. This was wonderfully executed.

Holy shit.

Damn. Guess we should have never given him permission to rewrite “Great Expectations” in the first place.

If the Belgian theater was really serious about locking that logo down, they should have put some rings on it.

Let’s just hope Watt has a different policy when it comes to syringes.

Man, it’s tough to see Schilling sinking any lower than this dude’s mom’s basement.

and the team is monitoring other potentially at-risk players.

Ha!

“We’re officially on Bradywatch starting tomorrow.”

Yep! What’s your verdict, guy with three posts?

I really hope this goes better than my attempt at a serious, CTE-focused documentary, which was just me in the bushes filming Jim McMahon trying to start every car in a Costco parking lot.

Ha!

Human: No way you’re getting my hot dog, bud. That’s called cannibalism!

the Wilson team is several release cycles away from achieving true artificial intelligence.

I’m a Yankees fan

If Pierzynski ever decides to finally retire, it seems like he could have a great post-baseball career as a member of the LAPD.