Still less dangerous for a kid than Tommy Lee’s pool.

Pictured: Dr. Daniel Snyder

Can’t catch a break

Take them to school, dipshit.

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The only way you can get this guy to stop doing cool stuff on the basketball court is by making him change his name to Jay.

MacLellan: Wait, who spells “Gerald” that way?

This outburst makes Petrino the second most famous nut in Idaho, right behind the potato.

How different is Saban: The Making of a Coach from it’s source text, Paradise Lost?

Come on, Billy. At least half of that dog could play for Zenit.

It’s a rabbit, dipshits. You don’t need to wear all that safety equipment.

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I’m sure that was painful and I am very sorry that Lisa had to live through that ordeal.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

That’s a damn good point

but there’s a couple of real solid cheap shots in there.

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

[Tries smoking baby]

Chin up, kid. You’ve still got a better credit score than Rubio.

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