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Milo Minderbinder
Milo-Minderbinder

I’m sure some people here are going to rush to call this guy the Worst Dad Ever, while others will laud him for trying to get a souvenir for his daughter without really putting her in harm’s way. Me? I’m just going to ride the fence.

I call bullshit on this. No way Rob can fit his way through that door, even if there isn’t a car in there.

That guy keeping Sabathia away from the fight and shoving him into a car deserves a bonus of some sort. Every athlete’s entourage needs a guy like that.

Like many who get involved in the porn industry in some capacity, Cambria eventually had to leave the game because of one too many missed periods.

Let’s face it, no one’s going to be more in favor of putting walls up than John Harbaugh. Just look at how he handles every single interpersonal relationship he has.

I mean, if they’re looking to sell off some domestic honors, Juventus is always interested.

their tuition will be covered by James’ foundation and the university starting in 2021, when the current seventh graders in the program graduate high school

No big deal. Apparently, Anderson Silva also has some trouble on occasion with soft C’s.

“What a catch! The Yankees have to be thrilled with that! The heart of their order is due up next in the bottom of the... Ah, shit. That big kid with the Mongoose with the pegs on it is back, we gotta scatter.”

“Hey guys, check it out! I’m a Met!”

Assholes. Now Geno’s got to hunt around northern New Jersey looking for a giant ATM.

This is just like that Rally Pelican the Cardinals thought they could get behind, until it turned out to be John Lackey.

+1

He’s given the organization his side of the story.

Ohhhh. So that’s why Nick Denton’s been walking around with a football helmet on these past couple days!

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

Geez, talk about not knowing your audience. Everyone knows Michigan fans are into Big Bluetiful Women.

I also thought it was unfortunate how Cowherd kept insisting on calling him Judge Wop-Ner.

At some point, this bubble is going to burst, and this godawful idea seems like just the prick to do it.

Well, that settles it. Cris obviously wants for his jaw to be wired shut too.