The good new for these guys is that after having their team’s monumental failure relayed to them via cell phone, they got to go out into the freezing cold and get right back to performing one of the most brutal and dangerous jobs in the world.

Anything in there that explains why Brady dresses like a prisoner in a silent movie?

I wish you’d go with MIA.

Sorry your standards are lower than mine.

You can’t cite Wikipedia like that, idiot. You know anyone can just edit that website?

I’ll rock paper scissors you for it

Wait a minute. How did they get the car so close to the field?

I just wish avoiding Game of Thrones was the big thing on the internet now.

“Not to mention that they’re going to mandate wearing a helmet now. I mean, what’ever happened to peersonool respos609wq7aa....”

Oompa Loompa doo pa dee dee,

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Nice try, stupid. No one’s going to be fooled into thinking you have thumbs.

Oh my god... is he going to live?

On the other hand, if they have the money for stuff like this, life in St. Louis must be pretty sweet.

At least it went better than last year’s Bring Your Cat To The Ballpark Day in Milwaukee, which resulted in 6,320 blindings.

Probably wouldn’t have happened if the moron had just put some pegs on his bike.

Well, fuck. Have any of them checked their home offices?

Hahahahahaha, you filthy bin dipper

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

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