“Not to mention how far out of position he is. I mean, look how far the halfway line is!”

Ha!

Told by team official sounds made in speakers during Nats BP were inadvertent. But being looked at internally.

If anything jumps out at you, drop it in the comments:

Also, managers are usually terrible looking when they’re naked.

Another great sports troll? Former Philadelphia Phillie John Kruk.

Greg raises a great point here, which is that playing FIFA while sober fucking sucks.

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and the game went to extra innings, where the GreenJackets won on a walkoff single in the tenth.

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Coach: Seriously, dude. If you screw this up one more time, I’m going to send you home again, and this time it’s going to be without pay. The front of the jersey- and listen carefully now- is going to say “Panthers” on it. Got it? “Panthers.”

It’s just too bad that hollow podium is blocking our view here. Otherwise ,we could have seen Peter King’s shadow kneeling in front of Roger’s.

You can pound all you want, but, but trust me. If you want to bust that nut, it’s best to just think of someone else.

Buchanan, who will start school at the University of Southern Indiana this fall, said the whole thing was because he lost a bet with his friends.

[an old man, dying and alone, draws his last, raspy breath]

“To be able to partner with Warner Bros. will allow me to do some things I’ve always dreamed of,” James said in a statement.

I thought partial offsets were what finally got Jake Locker to retire.

If any Spikes fans find themselves still traumatized, next Thursday is $1 beer night.