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and as we continue on with the situation, then we’ll let it handle as it will handle itself.

He did a terrible job, and the film will never be released.

Just Like Your Girlfriend, Ciara Is Having Sex

I can’t believe it took you this long to ask for help, dude. It’s actually about that missing plane.

Hamilton: [bites down]

For those of us worried that soccer’s influence on golf may disappear as a result of this injury, never fear. I’m sure we’ll still be able to see Tiger Woods flop.

Sure, LeBron seemingly has Dan Gilbert by the balls here, but at least the roles are reversed when it comes to LeBron’s mortgage.

He may look goofy, but he’s got a solid Twitter game

Twelve broke ones too.

Makes that gigantic, freakish bird singing “Good Morning” to him almost seem normal by comparison.

Hmm. No wonder he started the song with “I move away from the mic to breathe in”.

Problem solved!

It’s not a matter of them being inept, Kevin. FIFA is completely broke after all the turmoil surrounding them recently. I mean, Sepp Blatter can’t even afford to make it to Canada for the tournament this year.

+1

Gronk got behind the mic, rambled for a bit, said he was looking for “chicks as hot as crocodiles,”

[Are completely unsure as to who to root for]

He also retweeted Bob Costas a bunch of times last night, probably because he’s stumpy.

And the monkeys, they really like the monkeys.

You know, it’s weird. Both Kristaps and James Dolan suck at music, but Porzingis is the only one who shouldn’t quit his day job.