Prince: [collapses after rounding third base]

It’s okay. I went to UNC so I couldn’t help but take the opportunity to tell someone else that for a change.

Now I’m seen as bad as the guy who brought AIDS to Africa or the guy who caused the financial crisis.

You struggle with comprehension

Surprised this happened in Argentina?

This is proof positive that Vidal won’t be leaving Juventus any time soon. I mean, he even drives like an old lady.

Ha!

Weird. At 40 you’d think he’d have a lot more experience in dating.

Other than that, Cespedes had a great game last night. Went 2 for 4, had an RBI and put one in the upper deck.

Now remove your thumb

They’re called Leaves, stupid, not Stays.

Still doesn’t explain how the tortoise made it through fine.

Ha!

America’s 800-Meter Savior Has Finally Arrived

You misunderstand, Tim. It’s not because they’re women, it’s because they’re soccer players.

+1

I mean, to be fair to the golf course, we kind of gave them no choice.

yeah!

my wife left me

That’s actually a damn good point. Me and my dad could have done a lot of damage to that course by using equipment improperly.