Unlike his car, the owner's door swings both ways...

I did (use a butt plug), and it was for the simple reason that it was the best thing that I could find to buy that had a similar consistency and size as a thumb that I could isolate and place in the door jamb.

I'm not saying it doesn't happen in Europe, but if you gave Europeans wider roads and cheap gas, many of them would probably like a pickup truck. It's not just about doing the job, it does so safely. They aren't slow, they stop reasonably, and have stability control integrated with trailer brakes to keep everything in…

I really don't understand the euro need to disparage. It's totally different circumstances. From roads, to fuel costs, to taxes, to outright space... I can see why Euro's want to make do with the smallest vehicle they can. Here, we don't have to and the bigger, more powerful trucks make life easier. Especially for…

More epic if he had used his penis...

LOL

Dear Aston Martin,

These LEDs look like they're straight off a poorly modded 90s Civic hatch.

I think when you get into towing rig territory they purposely use .5" wheels so you can only use tires rated for towing and not cheaping out on tires that can be a safety hazard when towing a house

Michael Schumacher and his wife, Corinna.

ObamaCare is ruining consumer confidence. As a result of its approaching implementation, there have been thousands of layoff, primarily in the medical sector. Companies are tossing aside thier employer sponsored/offered health care plans meaning that employees will have to pay for it themselves, and pay more...A LOT…

I'm not sure about you but my health care costs are about to triple in 2014. Traditional plans are no longer being offered by my employer just the high deductable HSAs.

Don't' forget that it is lighter than the e46 M3!

For the speed these guys drive at, inches away from eachother... this doesn't really seem that close.

Oh lord Jesus it's a fiar!

Call me crazy, but I don't want to carry a hotwheels around in my pocket like a 5 year old.

Runner up:

Pagani key rules all.

*before a female CEO*

I seem to remember there were a number of complaints about the handling in GTA4, that the cars were too hard to control. Something about Rockstar wanted it all to be a bit more realistic.