"Man, I just can't shake these cops!"

My heart sank when I heard it died. But I would rather let it die doing what it was meant to do and burn than have some asshole steal it, put it in his garage and never drive it.

Oh sweet! Front page! These cartoons are awesome. There's 3 previous vids out and 3 more to come. I wish they'd release them faster. I want to watch them all.

You mean like practising actual journalism? That's apparently far too much to expect...

Tomorrow on Fox News: "Did Video Games Make Kotaku Commenter 'Tigress' Commit 9/11?"

Here I thought a bright colored Porsche was only for people who have injured their egos.

whats even worse that is watching live streams if anyone even mentioned a plane the chat box would explode with people saying to recreated 9/11. So many kids with 0 respect and understanding of what actually happened.

Reminds me of this:

Those were 2 767's and 2 757's

Watch Gawker Paint a Picture of a Greedy Chopper Pilot, when he'd rather save people on oxygen free of charge.

Buy your own helicopter, and then you can give people free rides. Ass, grass, or gas...

Not a very uplifting attitude.

Can we call them Bananangos? How 'bout Mananas?

I can do 3rd gear burnouts in my PT Cruiser... on ice.

I loved to stand on top of that cabin, send posse request to other players and watch them get mauled. If you tried to get up, I would step on your hands. :3

i'm gonna run one of those bastards down with a firetruck as revenge for all the horses i lost to cougars in RDR.

Me, every time I see a large cat in a Rockstar game:

That guy has balls for days

Technically it was in a movie since they used the same one. And I just love the car. Horns optional.