Ya I was thinking to myself "where do I buy weed that makes me see crazy stuff like that?"

Seems like they were high on something themselves. I have never EVER, in all my years of smoking, heard of someone imagining monkeys or other shit. BUT there was one time where my mate was so stoned and we were going so slowly that we didn't make it over a speedbump. But alas, no homing missiles.

We've long had the best road safety campaigns, often ending with the tag-line "if you drink and drive, you're a blody idiot". Some of them are funny, but most of them are horrific, well produced and highly effective.

"It's Stephen, with a P H."

You cock sucker. It took 4 minutes to scroll down this page.

Maybe it's kinder to think it ate a Z8. Lordy what an ass.

You'll likely get this response from everyone. But, you know, keep asking because anything stated or requested with a calm tone is automatically reasonable.

I'm going to guess that you're....9 years old, and weren't alive during 9/11. Or, perhaps you were just too young.

Here it is scaled roughly so that the runways on the airports are the same size.

1. Kimi always performs best under fire.

credit to whoever did this.. (found on Neogaf)

Cumswap.

Its not a rigged race.

If you don't want team orders, eliminate the ability for teams to have more than one driver. Otherwise, deal with it just like F1 fans do.

As they gathered what had they done wrong at that point? Had anyone started racing? Why "flee"? The intent is probably obvious but at that point had they done anything wrong?

LOOK AT THAT GRASS GROW!

VTEC kicked in.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

Rubbin' is racin' (spits tobacco)

I couldn't stop laughing at the guy who was trolling the entire broadcast by waving his flag 25 feet in the air between the cameras and the podium

Our good friends in Dubai have attempted this test, this time using a Lamborghini Gallardo along with other assorted sedans and taxies.