Thank God, sounds terrible. Glad we escaped the explosion. High fives all around.

As someone only a few years older than Maisie I have to agree that yes she is obviously being a bit dramatic but at the same time has a point. This idea that growing up in the 80’s and 90’s like many of our parents did is at all similar to being a young adult today is just ridiculous. My first memory when I was 5…

To be fair, most of us weren’t 17 in the age of social media in the middle of the next great culture war. Our childhoods have zero frame of reference.

I’m on the internet a lot so I think teens today are smart and able and aware of the world they’re living in. It’s not like teens are the people who, I don’t know, caused the collapse of our economy.

He’s a bigger asshole. At least Harold Hill never owned diamond mines staffed by slave labor.

how to get away with broken turn signals:

Perhaps I am very out of touch (I haven’t had a boss in a long time and I wouldn’t dream of asking any of my employees for a doctor’s note), but how common is it for a employer to demand a doctor’s note?

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The joke here is that this rum is aged in Bourbon casks. But then I just realized it doesn't actually say that on the label. So reading this post and the previous was just a giant waste of time.

I'll show myself out.

I could sit here all day writing a mature comment in which I agree with Gunn. Or I could post a series of comics that appeared on my Tumblr dash and nails what I want to say.

His rider is totally reasonable. I've been on tour and what people don't get is that you are deciding like, a year out what your entire staff will need every day for however long you will be on the road. Especially given that your crew will only have a big enough break to leave the venue for food maybe 10% of the time…

50 Shades isn't about BDSM, it's about abuse and rape.

You might want to try taking a few civics or political science classes, because you seem to have a profound misunderstanding of how law works. Here's a free clue:

Jesus, do you not understand how the law works? Do you know the reading of the law?

I know the judge in this case and he hates that he had to make this decision. But it is consistent with the laws on the books right now - which were enacted before cellphones with cameras existed. However, my understanding is that there is a bill being introduced this legislative session to fix this issue so the…

And so, Steven, that's your answer: Gas is cheaper in the States, which gives us less incentive to buy cheap, diesel-powered cars. And we drive more frequently – and longer distances – than Europeans, which means we want more gadgets, and more toys, and more size in order to get our money's worth behind the wheel. And…

The dick-to-tail ratio in that picture is too close.

Yeah, my poor little pseudo-Westie had the same problem. She got an injury on the tip of her tail that just would. Not. Heal. And we had walls covered in blood splatter (ewwwww). It didn't seem to otherwise bother her, but the vet recommended amputation to prevent infection and other complications.*

As a vanity license plate, I'd suggest "PON FARR" because this van demands to be called the Pon Farr van...

Seriously, I would buy and read the hell out of Rowling doing a book of nothing but how she planned the entire saga out, plot points, inspirations, etc. I mean, I knew she had things set up well (see the genius of how Snape is actually the good guy in all this) but this...I know TV showrunners who don't do story…