MikeTheBard
MikeTheBard
MikeTheBard

I’m in the middle of converting my ‘12 Thomas C2, and that thing RULES the highway. I literally just got home from taking her 2500 miles through Georgia, Tennessee, Maine, and all points in between. She’s got a Freighter chassis, Cummins diesel, and Allison tranny- Built like a goddamned tank and happily does 70

Date game? Forbidden Island.

Date game? Forbidden Island.

You know, call me old fashioned, but I just think that emphasizing female characters is distracting from the unabashed homoeroticism we all came looking for.

Say what you will about the movie, but this is literally the exact moment I hit puberty.

That’s pretty much my take- That if she had even a slight potential of caring about another human life, they would literally cut it out of her.

My retirement plan at this point is just to die in the communist revolution.

Civil forfeiture us just straight-up theft.

I’ve always thought that fines should be based on a percentage of income, rather than a fixed dollar amount.

Even if black voters assume she was lying (and they do)

I think a much more realistic possibility- and the type this show wouldn’t be afraid of doing- would be not exactly an apology, but a moment of honesty that’s the logical point between realization and actually apologizing.

Well, now I want to go.

How long have we dared dream of a world, where people are judged not on the basis of their race or gender, but by how much they’re willing to spend on your product.

I actually had an idea for a spinoff game that would have followed Carmen through various world mythologies’ cosmologies. It was going to be called Where in the Hell is Carmen Sandiego.

Noted Bachelor somebody Colton Underwood claims he was “burned” by producers. [Us Weekly]

70% of Americans  support Medicare for all.
58% support abortion options in all or most cases.
76% want  higher taxes on the rich.
70% want to eliminate fossil fuel use.
2/3 support gay marriage and over half support trans rights.
75% think more immigration is a good thing.

On the third hand, it’s a cup.

whenever I’m out at the grocery store and someone is on their phone (usually speaker phone but not always), I just walk up behind them and start talking in a loud voice

There was an episode of Voyager where Seven is reluctant to return to Earth, because she’s apprehensive about humans accepting a former Borg. She’s then informed that millions of people who lost family and friends to assimilation view her as a symbol of hope, that there is a chance their loved ones might be able to

Hopper moves to Miami (we all know he’s “the American.”) and solves crimes while also picking up chicks like a wild and crazy guy. He also keeps the ‘stache.

Update: An earlier version of this post misidentified the telepathic squid as a telepathic octopus (io9 regrets the error).