Unwanted babies means vulnerable children and controllable adults.

I’ll stick to my kilts.

Don’t they always cast people who look just like them?

Bah.  Next you’re going to tell me my favorite porn star also uses a fake name.

You know who else liked dogs?  HITLER!

I literally can’t tell whether this actually happened or was photoshopped.  All I know is that I really want Andy Kaufman to rip off the Trump mask and reveal the last two decades as a really long setup for his HBO special.

I’m really hoping that’s our future president right there.

Ask your jeweler about the two month salary guideline- Because nothing gets a marriage off to a great start like being two months in debt.

I had assumed that Mueller would present an airtight case with irrefutable proof of high crimes up to and including treason, and congress would just do absolutely nothing.

It’s worse than that, because they’re not chasing moderates, but moderate *Republicans*.

Hi, I live in Maine. People are quick to blame spoilers up until the point where they find out that the *Democrat*, not the independent, was the spoiler.

What I expected was an airtight case proving hundreds of crimes up to and including treason, to which we would respond by doing absolutely fucking nothing. 

I think Beto’s the best thing Texas has brought to the national stage in as long as I can remember.

Absolutely. People don’t understand that we’re living in a Toffler wave- Our children won’t just have better technology than our parents, they will literally live in a different world.

How about McAnally’s from the Dresden Files?

It is amazing to me how many such opportunities there are, and how seldom the Democrats take advantage.

You thought Sarah was insane and combative? Just wait for the Info-wars White House Press Briefing tm.

Also:

We’re literally the only developed country on the planet relying solely on private insurance for the majority of its citizens, and we pay about double per capita for healthcare compared with the rest of the developed world.

You know, it would be nice to have a conversation about the difference between socialism, social democracy, democratic socialism, planned vs mixed economies, but after the right wing railing for years about how anything left of Reagan was “socialist/communist”, I feel like everyone is just giving in and saying “sure,…