We have a society where people want to kill each other. Forget the guns- They are the last step in a series of critical failures that any sane society should be ashamed of. Seriously, how many cracks does someone need to fall through, how many signs missed, how many failures in every goddamned link of the chain before…

You seem to know a lot about assless clothing.

Way underrated band.

I would love to see that.

Yeah. The assless leather chaps threw people off, but goddamn, could that freaky little motherfucker play.

The Democrats are nowhere near as bad as the Republicans.

Don’ be t’rowin aroun ye rich man’s cuisine ach me, laddie! A’ leas nae when we kin be shitin on te Scandinavians- Fermented shark, buggerall!

some foods are just bad. Haggis

If I win the Powerball, I will pay Ice-T to read these on camera.

Okay, I laughed through a big chunk of that, but the part where he yelled WHY SO SERIOUS legitimately scared me.

Mayor Dan Gelber announced that Mokai Lounge has been closed due to what he calls “insane stupidity.”

I have had nowhere NEAR enough weed tonight to deal with that commentary.

This is one of the biggest changes I’m excited about in the entertainment industry the last few years.

The movie was bad, especially since they wasted such a simple premise with shitty worldbuilding.

Blame Roger Ailes.

Unless they’re the rare sort of person who knows exactly what they want to do with their life from the time they can walk, kids should spend a couple years after high school working minimum wage and getting the partying and crap out of their system. THEN they can do college once they’ve had some time to think about…

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Eighteenth Year

Has the vibranium made Wakanda so prosperous that greed and avarice no longer exist?

Honest question- Why do people like these? Because I really don’t get it.

Honest question- Why do people like these? Because I really don’t get it.

If you want to be taken seriously, get your facts & terminology straight.