I am quite certain that if the electoral college votes Clinton in after Trump has already been the declared winner for a month, we will in fact descend into a full scale civil war.

We do not have a way out of this. Every option is worse than the last one.

Dude- That’s racist.

Calling it- Inhumans is how they end up bridging the TV and movie properties.

Hardly new news, but nice that it’s getting some “legitimate” research. People have been using microdoses of psychedelics for decades to treat depression and anxiety.

Depending on what you do- My chef’s knife obviously gets the most use, but the paring knife comes in a *very* close second. I invested in Wusthof for those.

The work that people like this do is extraordinary. I have a friend who has done this with violins for the MFA and Smithsonian.

See, THAT I would actually pay to go see.

Rural America has been hammer fucked for years now with zero help from liberals. We are now kind of realizing that they need to be taken care of too, despite being (as a group) racist and backwards-thinking.

The middle class has been suffering from neglect and abuse from politicians ever since Reagan. And in that whole time, Trump is the first person to speak to them directly and promise to address their issues. For that empathy, they’re more than willing to tolerate some warts. And that’s why all the things which would…

As evidenced by the fact that nobody has yet taken out Donald Trump.

And let’s be honest here- As long as there are dicks, there will be a market for having them sucked.

Yes, but who the fuck is going to pay me to do something that a machine can do better and cheaper?

We have record unfavorability ratings for both major candidates, more awareness of third party and independent candidates than ever before, and most importantly, almost everyone is so disgusted by this fiasco that we are very likely looking at a record low voter turnout.

Nuclear missile capable of destroying Texas

Kate McKinnon is a national treasure.

Wow.

I don’t know that I’d go so far as to say it was better than the original, but it was definitely one of the best things I saw this year. It definitely captured the tone and essence of the original, though.

The most brilliant thing about that moment?

Is there a religion these days that worships the ancient Greek gods?

I can’t believe I’m weighing in on this in all seriousness, but I *am* still a tiny bit stoned right now. Theory: