This guy continually cracks me up, and I haven’t even read any of his books.

I actually have that song on my current Spotify playlist.

Ron is a Hufflepuff. Hermoine is a Ravenclaw, and Harry is a Slytherin.

The intimacy/vulnerability thing is a big part of it.

I’m going to hazard a guess that Mantis appears in the post-credits scene.

I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I have this deep dark hope that somewhere, Stan Lee is in a basement soundstage just recording thousands of shots of himself delivering one-liners in a variety of different costumes, so that he’ll be able to do cameos in Marvel movies for a hundred years after he dies.

Honestly, we (X) were just old enough to see this shitstorm coming, but too young to do anything about it. Most of us got screwed almost as badly as you- A few managed to either get lucky or decided to just rape and pillage what they could while there was still something left.

Yeah, I got that the sentiment was supposed to be “this is how far they went to make sure I would never feel an emotional attachment to another person, because my only job was to kill”.

Of course, in the obvious plot twist, Hillary turns out to be a villain who is planning to use her power as president to help Wall Street poison our water supply- Only to be thwarted by our hero, who then helps Bernie assume his rightful position as president.

8/10. All the cameos and shout outs to the original were 100% on point. The actors were okay, and you will, just a tiny bit, fall in love with Kate McKinnon.

I’d be happy with a black (or Indian or Asian or...) Doctor, but honestly, it’s one of the only half dozen or so roles I would hate to see go to a woman.

Yet another nice thing about Discworld- Several of the books actually deal with the beginning industrial revolution of their world.

This gif is here so that you will all notice, as I have, that the drummer on stage hasn’t stopped playing, despite the ghost and the appearance of the Ghostbusters.

Sausage Party looks like the stupidest, most asinine piece of garbage we’ll see this decade, and I so can’t wait to see it. Should I feel bad about that? Am I alone in this?

they could plan everything years in advance.

You know, how fucked up is it that 4 million people just aren’t enough to warrant a throwaway line? I know globally that’s like one person out of 2000, but you put 4 million people in one place and that’s a hell of a packed house.

Yeah, I think I’d pretty much be happy with that.

Well, it’s from the same network as Walking Dead and Breaking Bad, so I’m optimistic.

I confess I have a bit of a thing for Jenna Elfman, but I’m not sure I can watch her straddle the line between “whimsical fantasy” and “paranoid schizophrenia” in a romantic comedy.

I have not seen any in a stage production, but I’ve seen several women play Frank as part of the live shadow cast in front of the movie. For the record, over the last 25 years, I’ve seen the movie roughly 300 times and about a dozen different theatre productions.