My friend used to donate $5 every year to some police charity, and they'd send her a sticker that looked like a little badge with the year on it. She had a line of about 8 of them up the side of her rear window.

That's the problem, that we're looking at dollar amounts instead of real-world metrics. I did a long blog post a few months ago about it, but here's my basic definitions, which I think are pretty accurate. Once you actually plug numbers into them, though, things look pretty grim.

I have a theory that he's already finished the entire series, and is just fucking with people.

There is no reason for Oklahoma or any state to be involved in marriage.

Nobody ever seriously discusses the music of Charles Manson.
Nobody ever brings up Adolf Hitler the artist.
Nobody thinks about the joy and laughter that John Wayne Gacy brought to children when he worked as a birthday clown.

I'm not entirely sure where the problem is with this. I mean, don't get me wrong- It's in poor taste and laughably stupid- But there's nothing illegal about it.

I really don't mean to defend the guy, but I seriously have to wonder if maybe he himself is so broken that it's the only kind of human experience he can relate to.

No, Westies are the best. Smart, practically hypo-allergenic.

Which one is Graham? Is he the one to the right of McCain and that stock photo lesbian?

An old fashioned butterfly safety razor and soap brush is the best shave you'll ever have. Seriously- I'm kicking myself for not getting one 20 years earlier.

The cost per SDB II is said to be around $250k and the DoD plans on buying as many as 17,000 of them.

I'm a night auditor at a small hotel on the Maine coast. I love my job. I really do.

I really can't decide which comment to make, so just pick your favorite.

You're welcome. Look up "oral allergy syndrome" and see if any of it sounds familiar- It's basically related to pollen allergies. If you get eczema and/or hay fever, it's more common, but they do specifically mention pineapples, mangoes, strawberries, bananas, and tomatoes. If it makes you feel better, the kind…

In all seriousness, this is a really standard contract and rider.

I believe that *is* an allergic reaction. You should mention it to your doctor, because it can *sometimes* be followed by anaphylaxis.

And good luck with that if you have food allergies or diabetes or keep kosher or something.

No kidding- When I was touring with the comedy show, you wouldn't believe how many times we would show up to the club to drop off equipment before heading to the hotel and have them say:

Unfortunately, I've also seen the level of slacker that minimum wage produces :(

Theoretically, can foreign dignitaries legally import otherwise illegal cars?