I'm not entirely sure where the problem is with this. I mean, don't get me wrong- It's in poor taste and laughably stupid- But there's nothing illegal about it.

I really don't mean to defend the guy, but I seriously have to wonder if maybe he himself is so broken that it's the only kind of human experience he can relate to.

No, Westies are the best. Smart, practically hypo-allergenic.

Which one is Graham? Is he the one to the right of McCain and that stock photo lesbian?

An old fashioned butterfly safety razor and soap brush is the best shave you'll ever have. Seriously- I'm kicking myself for not getting one 20 years earlier.

The cost per SDB II is said to be around $250k and the DoD plans on buying as many as 17,000 of them.

I'm a night auditor at a small hotel on the Maine coast. I love my job. I really do.

I really can't decide which comment to make, so just pick your favorite.

You're welcome. Look up "oral allergy syndrome" and see if any of it sounds familiar- It's basically related to pollen allergies. If you get eczema and/or hay fever, it's more common, but they do specifically mention pineapples, mangoes, strawberries, bananas, and tomatoes. If it makes you feel better, the kind…

In all seriousness, this is a really standard contract and rider.

I believe that *is* an allergic reaction. You should mention it to your doctor, because it can *sometimes* be followed by anaphylaxis.

And good luck with that if you have food allergies or diabetes or keep kosher or something.

No kidding- When I was touring with the comedy show, you wouldn't believe how many times we would show up to the club to drop off equipment before heading to the hotel and have them say:

Unfortunately, I've also seen the level of slacker that minimum wage produces :(

Theoretically, can foreign dignitaries legally import otherwise illegal cars?

An ex-girlfriend of mine had an aunt who had waited tables for years and years until she landed a seriously rich husband. Whenever they'd go out to eat, she'd deliberately be the biggest possible bitch she could to the waitress.

Which in and of itself is a sad commentary.

The way I see it, it's about getting what you pay for.

A bunch of small ones, but one that really stands out.

Not if you're white.