15/15, ridiculously easy.

If Marvel released an X-Men cover of naked Emma Frost scissoring Jean Grey, choosing not to buy it wouldn't somehow make it okay.

But if someone has *also* taken an oath to uphold the Constitution, or to serve and protect American citizens, then it is possible for two of these oaths to conflict with one another.

Here's how I explain the controversy between scientists:

Imagine that Bill threatens Bob in front of a dozen witnesses, then pulls a knife and chases him up the stairway of a 30 story building. The security camera on the roof sees them fighting, and sees Bill stab Bob in the gut before the view is blocked by a pigeon.…

I'm surprised he didn't rise up out of his grave, punch out the judges, and take the blue ribbon with him.

Battlefield Earth with soundtrack by Jandek.

I think you should be less pissed about the video than about the fact that the entry point for being middle class is now $100k a year.

This was always my one-step answer to how rich or poor you are:
What percentage of your income could you lose without affecting your standard of living?

I'm not talking "switching from brand-name to store-brand cereal" or "buy a car every three years instead of two", but major things like needing to take out loans or…

I'll take that bet and raise you Mississippi.

Here's the thing about edgy humor: It's hard. I'm saying this as a guy who worked in comedy clubs all over the northeast.

Shields were also used to hit your opponent with- Either a buckler punch to the face or throw all your weight behind a larger shield. If you could knock them down and pin their swordarm under your shield, you could just stab them and lean into it.

The claymore could be over 6 feet long, but it was almost never used in hand-to-hand.

There are movies I watch because I find them challenging in their socio-political commentary or underlying philosophical message- But if they're going to try to be that kind of movie, they need to do it well.

Then there are movies that I watch because they have a hot chick and a lot of stuff that blows up. They don't…

If it were me, I'd use this technique to make the hollow, lightweight pieces, then bring them to the site, install, and fill them with rebar and poured concrete.

Yes. You just need to know the frequency (analogue) or have a matching brand of receiver tuned to the right channel (digital). In either case, you can buy the hardware for a couple hundred bucks at any music store.

My kids were stillborn and we can't have any more. We have a dog now. I love my dog like you wouldn't believe. My sisters breed like Catholic rabbits, and keep losing kids to social services.

As I understand it, in Irish Gaelic, you don't say "I am sad", you say "a sadness has come upon me".

Plus, the single biggest feature- That you can import directly to the desktop version of GarageBand, or Logic. That was the entire reason I even got an iPhone.

safety razors

His girlfriend (Aubrey Plaza) has died.