it's 11:18, and still nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team.

+1

Wait until this is cross-posted on Gizmodo and the hordes trip all over each other informing us how shitty Beats By Dre headphones are.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

So much for "Name That Blue".

To be fair, you can't even walk in Chicago without running into at least a few Poles.

"A Skeet from JEET"-John Sterling

"Take that 1%!"

Pure gold; may the Lord have MRSA on your soul.

Nice work. They should make you a staph writer +1

+1, you magnificent nerd.

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

it must be true, no one can afford a watch that nice!

The bar I watch football at on Sundays sells Dogfish Head 90min IPA bottles for $5 a pop, and I love them so, so much for that.

98629780963. Ayds

48. The tooth brush the killjoy dentist gives away every year!

Huh. How 'bout that? I always just lumped "tan" into one unappetizing flavor.

1. Little Twix
6,592. Raisinets