MikeMarlowe
Mike Marlowe
MikeMarlowe

This is very Slate-y.

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

For our usual MRA crowd that wants to bring up that killing him and his friends was wrong, I want to remind you that child brides often are forced into incredibly violent domestic situations, besides the rape. To the point that it's torture, and not just at the hands of the husband. Multiple perpetrators are involved.

Pure Vanilla Ladyfingers

What's going on here is Russia has invaded Kinja

What he suffered was nothing compared to this new Kinja

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

hold up...

Matheny called it "a distraction" the righty did not need.

Which is why Martinez will only be using his left hand from this point forward.

The public will certainly get a clearer picture if the full video reportedly in the police's possession ever sees the light of day.

I bet she really hates Moose and Squirrel.

See, this kind of weight loss is totally realistic for normal people, just like our culture tells us. 3 or 4 exercise classes per day and walking the rest of the day on the treadmill. A job? What's a job?

YEAST MODE!

What's amazing is how much better this is than many of the commercials that cost millions of dollars to produce (and millions more to air).

— chief among them...

Why does that matter if the cause is just?