This is very Slate-y.

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

Really? Didn't even have the best food scene ever. Disappointment.

Batman Begins. This:

For our usual MRA crowd that wants to bring up that killing him and his friends was wrong, I want to remind you that child brides often are forced into incredibly violent domestic situations, besides the rape. To the point that it's torture, and not just at the hands of the husband. Multiple perpetrators are involved.…

I'm so glad i'm not the only one who noticed the resemblence

Remember to show Mama the respect she deserves in Peach Trees.

Pure Vanilla Ladyfingers

You have internet, use it wisely

LO! "....but alas I don't get HBO." When in this day and age has that stopped somebody on the internet from watching a show?

What's going on here is Russia has invaded Kinja

What he suffered was nothing compared to this new Kinja

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

hold up...

They also pay more attention to their internet speeds than if their oven heats to the proper temperature.

Matheny called it "a distraction" the righty did not need.

Which is why Martinez will only be using his left hand from this point forward.