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I think you're missing the biggest point in that... In his 'Christmas Jammies' video, the father (Moose) announced (at the 2:50 mark) leaving his position to start/bolster a... and you guessed it.. a video marketing company.

This is dumb as fuck. No need for more articulation.

You're like the Jerry Seinfeld...of Men's Basketball.

It's an anthology (think American Horror Story, but not shitty). They're definitely going to have a second season (what with the positive ratings and all), but it was known from day one that it was going to be anthological that the cast, setting and storyline would be different from season-to-season.

You don't get it... You're thinking of power power, not control power. It's symbolic.

So nobody in the 80's thought of 3D porn? Too much Eddie Murphy, not enough Carl Sagan.

Curry anything is good. The spices add/cover anything you cook with it. I'd probably eat curry turd chunks if someone was servin' it up.

Hell, if I was over 40 and mooching off my mom, she'd want me the hell out.

GODDAMMIT GOOGLE FIBER.... HURRY THE HELL UP AND GET TO MEEEEEEE

Why couldn't we just leave it where it was.... "Obnoxious runner eats it after making us all hate her — everything is right in the world."

Love this film. You cray, OP.

That cleave.

Because, Louis C.K. I think I kinda get what he was trying to do.

You are seriously my favorite commentator on any form of the Internet. I idolize you, seriously.

Stay gassy, asshole.

OH MY GOD... HOW DO YOU LEAVE THE DEXTER FINALE OFF THIS LIST?!?! A BEARDED TRUCK-DRIVING LUMBERJACK. I WANTED TO DESTROY MY TELEVISION!!

As good or bad?

The first film is seriously one of my favorite movies. It just happened to be on HBO one day and caught me COMPLETELY by surprise. Can't wait to see this in the theaters. I'm 27. This has become my life.