I think you're missing the biggest point in that... In his 'Christmas Jammies' video, the father (Moose) announced (at the 2:50 mark) leaving his position to start/bolster a... and you guessed it.. a video marketing company.

You're like the Jerry Seinfeld...of Men's Basketball.

Why couldn't we just leave it where it was.... "Obnoxious runner eats it after making us all hate her — everything is right in the world."

That cleave.

You are seriously my favorite commentator on any form of the Internet. I idolize you, seriously.

Stay gassy, asshole.

"The quiz goes on forever..." I wish I would have read that first. I was on question number 52 thinking to myself "This is getting pretty goddamned ridiculous."

I mean I like that he was down to earth and all, but this is pretty goddamn depressing. But then again, existentialism and shit — we're all alone.

+1, so good.

You're pretty much right...

I personally like my hierarchy better...

At least "ROLLYO" would have had something to do with being a crippled Alabama fan.

+1, you piss excellence.

Seriously, be my grandmother.

"...that's what agents get paid to do, to orchestrate the contract and to let you know what you can and can't do as far as workouts and OTAs and things of that sort." - GREAT WORK ETHIC! I imagine he approached the reading of his contract with the same vigor... "67 pages?!?! Eff that noise."

*dude

Typical Tampa Bay Rays turnout for a game in May...

'Terrible dance moves.' -Black guy 1 of 2

Excellent, sir. +1

+1