Who the hell is Bill Rickles?

It was less fun for Kyle Orton's kids. I still can't figure out how he managed to miss the snow.

I was in the stands throwing popcorn.

Its pretty shitty when women don't forgive amazing athletes for raping other innocent women. I mean did I mention he's an amazing athlete???

It's incredible, to me, the number of Bronco fans who desperately want this guy. Nobody is pleased with our run game, and I fully acknowledge that. But when you look at his rap sheet since college... think about the destruction of his own Ferrari with a baseball bat in March... look at how much shit he's caused at…

Teams are probably having trouble finding him.

I thought this was going to be a one line article saying, "because he is a horrible person"

This does not wash with me. It's news the same as any other sporting event that's broadcast more or less live.

That was the "Andy Dalton" of jokes.

Atta boy.

I believe that's called "Dignity"

So what is the diagnosis for people who do not take "selfies" and never will? I assume those people must have something wrong with them.

Q: What's the age cutoff for wearing your hat backwards?

There's your problem. Rip-and-pour is the proper technique. Sucking out the sugar like marrow out of a bone is amateur hour. You're not a dog.

What fucked-up ridiculous Pixie Stix eating technique are you using? It's not corn on the cob, man.

I think you're eating Pixie Stix wrong.

Make all the jokes you want, but the part where he starts to sing "were so gallantly streaming" for a second time, and realizes a split second beforehand that he's already sung that lyric, is an all-time classic. What a fucking turd.

Maybe he's just a douche who happens to have an insane amount of talent.

Turn down for Watt.