"... paints the Old Testament God as an angry, petulant child willing to murder hundreds of thousands of people because he's impatient and bored."

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

"It was death by crescent wrench," the 6-foot-2, 260-pound Gangwish said

It still is.... in person, and even more so.

Former experienced lead singer here... (of no band you've ever heard of). I worked multiple shows, 2 to 4 sets of 45 minutes, just about every weekend for about eight years.

There's a bit of a cottage industry in trying to humiliate performers by isolating their vocals. Interestingly, 99% of the time the performers it's done to are women. Because, y'know, humiliating women is always hilarious.

Yeah live singing sounds "awful" to millenials who've never heard a song without Auto-tune.

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…

She's actually doing pretty OK until around 50 seconds in, then it all goes downhill.

JOHNNY MANZIEL WATCH

Thinking you're doing something tangible or noble by sitting shiva and hand-wringing on a dick joke website is vain and clueless.

If I was heartless, I would have said Indiana University is still hoping to offer him a scholarship if he transfers.

[pours out a 40 oz.]

Why else would it be here?

This is a dumb post.

They already released 'Star Wars: Deleted Magic'.

All those dogs are dead now.

Yeah, hanging a lampshade on the idiotic plot point ("That was probably a bad idea") doesn't make it any less retarded.

Sigh.... yet another variation on a theme originated by Crichton (who also wrote Jurassic Park), but updated. Even the opening of the trailer is reminiscent of the trip to Delos and Westworld...

Every year when I microwave my turkey, I have to make sure I remove all the metal clips and pins that keep it together. Every year, the dorito stuffing just oozes out because it's not held in place. How can I avoid this?