Q: What's the age cutoff for wearing your hat backwards?

There's your problem. Rip-and-pour is the proper technique. Sucking out the sugar like marrow out of a bone is amateur hour. You're not a dog.

What fucked-up ridiculous Pixie Stix eating technique are you using? It's not corn on the cob, man.

I think you're eating Pixie Stix wrong.

Make all the jokes you want, but the part where he starts to sing "were so gallantly streaming" for a second time, and realizes a split second beforehand that he's already sung that lyric, is an all-time classic. What a fucking turd.

Maybe he's just a douche who happens to have an insane amount of talent.

It is very possible that nobody takes himself more seriously than J.J. Watt.

Fixed.

Turn down for Watt.

If you ask me, Watkins needs to put the team before himself going forward. He needs to play more like SamUS Watkins.

Peyton Manning was, like, 16 when Philip Rivers was 10.

"you have to work like 10 straight nights..you're always dropping your hard earned cash on lozenges for your sore throat, and you rarely get a chance to really show some talent"

God, I'm so goddam sick of these shameless, self-glorifying prostitutes, smiling as they drape themselves in whorish iniquity, posing and preening like they aren't way past their sell-by date. But hey, at least one of their freshmen got to take photographs with a porn actress.

wokay sir, simply buys wriggle spearmintyd' gums wraps them friggn' goober peas wid dat minty gums an as dem froggys sez, voila no more lookin' like a horsey

Good question, Jean-Paul Sarte.

Things got awkward when talking about their favorite position, as they both answered "receiver".

Thankfully, Brent is used to three-and-outs

I'd make a tight end joke, but it wouldn't be relevant in her case.

I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.

Such. Weird. Boobs.